Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
so I make Dean, Sam & Cas on the Sims right?
before I saved the game of my new home, I have them seated like this
since it takes some time to save, I went to get a drink…
AND THEN FREAKING COUGH ON MY DRINK BECAUSE I CAME BACK TO THIS
THEYRE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME
EVEN SIMS SHIPS DESTIEL
SAM IS 47892431% DONE EVEN IN THE SIMS
We’re at the point where adults tell us to get over our problems but never actually sit down with us and listen.
(Source: brilliances, via onceuponatheatregeek)
what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
Awesome! That means I’m a Dragon! ^^
(Source: amethystique, via deansass)